Scientific evidence for blondes

From personal experience dude who still lives with this blonde )) ) So please read:.

- Why, if the battery is working, we are licking tongue terminals, feel light ...
- The fact that the electric current has only a small amount of vitamin ... Of course, if there is no current in the battery, there is no ...

- Why, when I turn off faucet, the water itself is running, and when to turn off the shampoo, he does not run, and the tooth paste is not running when it is unscrewed? .
- Honey, first, not earth pressure and Earth's gravity. Secondly, of course, valid. Third, let's have more, I need the bathroom, I'm late for the meeting of the Scientific Council.
- Why are refrigerator noise is not constant, but only at night?.
- A refrigerator does not make noise, and shaking. Well, man, when frozen, he's shaking? . And at night the sun does not shine, it becomes colder, that's a refrigerator and shakes more. And it makes a noise, because the wall touches, understand?.

- Why the car is moving exactly in the very direction in which the spinning wheel?.
- Turn the steering wheel, for example, the left, the driver thereby creating an excess of mass on the left steering, and hence the entire vehicle. Apply bank car and turns.

- What is different from the TV monitor?.
- Almost anything. Only the monitor receives a signal from the computer and the TV out of the air.

- Why does a pregnancy test shows that the pregnancy is, the other - that there is no.
- Indications pregnancy test depends on defective or not. A healthy pregnancy tests show pregnancy, and broken - the lack of.

- Can a woman get her husband a drink at a time of his month's supply of vodka, but to a camel and then he did not drink a month?.
- You can. This is a scientifically proven fact. But then the woman should be firm and not to bring him a vodka in the intensive care unit.

- Why are rats and roaches are nasty?.
- Because they have the same origin. They come from the crusts of bread and meat scraps that you are not good enough to time to remove. And chides her husband for low wages.

- Where men lipstick marks on the body?.
- To answer this question we must turn to physiologists. Not all women know that the skin has a memory man. She remembers everything that happened in my childhood men ( especially in infancy). Little Mommy kissing a man in all places. And a year later - perhaps as a result of stress or a corporate party - the skin suddenly remembers like kisses, and the male body are shown kissing the so-called stigmata. And the fact that these traces colored and smell of women's lipstick, then blame the unusual pigmentation of the local and the work of some sort of glandular.

- And where did you get when traces of lipstick on his shirt?.
- As for the lipstick on his shirt, then science in general do not know its origins! . Or is it just a crush to blame for the bus at rush hour.

- Why do I not like?.
- Well, why at all?.

- Why are men so fond of scratching various places, especially some?.
- So - conceived nature of the mistress, when she created the man - the most gnarled his riddle.

- Why do men as unsavory smell like feet?.
- This is also a mystery of nature. I guess they smell to ward off intrusive undersized women.

- Look how nicely the wave rolled on the beach, huh?.
- Yes. Many women are naive to believe, watching the coastal strip that wave ... But in fact it is not. Physicists prove that when the front line to the sea- shore, the land for a little bit faster movement around its axis, and the land itself ...

- Why is the water swirls in the bathroom?.
- Some women in the direction of the crater sink tubs naively attributed to the action of forces koriolissovoy. In fact much more complicated. As explained specialists housing department number 5 on the last symposium, under the ...

- Get drunk again?.
- Some women are credited with the smell of fusel oils from his mouth men ( r. n. fumes ), alcohol consumption (for obvious reasons, we will not give the chemical formulas of these substances). So, it is not. The fact is that in your mouth man undergoing complex physical and chemical reactions with molecules of food eaten. The atoms of the half-digested molecules can be connected in unexpected combinations, bringing to life new substances - dizoksisalaty rygaly and free - with the smell, vaguely reminiscent of the smell of fume. That's it! .

- In the garage said that the failure to blame the starter. What do they mean?.
- Most likely, they were referring to the anchor, winding, or Bendix.
- A well -.